My Secret Desire

I've always had a secret desire to go to fat camp. When I was younger and went to activities like camp I never really participated. I was kind of shy, but as time progressed I became more and more outgoing and eventually grew out of going to camp like activities. But boy if I was allowed to go now. I would water ski, play volleyball, climb trees, participate in competitions. I love the idea of seeing all the active chubbies running around sweating and gasping for breath without feeling self-conscious because everyone else is gasping for air too. Oh the things I would do.